I don't know much about international tax - it's foreign to me.
A dime is a dollar with all the various taxes deducted
New IRS form:
A) How much did you make last year?
B) How much do you have left?
C) Send in amount on line B.
What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
The accountant's prayer:
Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10:53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Savings Time.
What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
Lost
Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Why did he cross the road again?
So he could charge the client for travel expenses
Accountants aren't boring people. They just get excited over boring things.
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Which Lansing comedy club will you be performing at?
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